THE LATE COMER

A new employee of an industrial company arrived at the office late. In spite of the fact that he had his left hand and head heavily bandaged, he still incurred the wrath of his boss.                                 "You are just coming to the office by 10a.m.,"the boss reprimanded him.                                                   "I fell out of a moving bus,sir,"the young employee explained.                                                 "And it took you a whole two hours to do that?" the boss asked.

THE REWARD

Woman to her friend: Mama John, who disfigured your face?                                                                 Mama John: That is the reward of being a boxer's wife.